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• hunterseat Posted : 11/20/2010 6:28:10 PM This is a thread for bitten tongues.  Loose thy tongue on the dummies you encounter each day! []  I'll go first!! Dear Walgreen's Cashier, I know you must be very lonely standing there behind your register.  I don't mind being polite but I'm really not interested in the maladies you suffer which require you to buy expensive prescriptions. (Ewww) Furthermore, I am well aware of the cost of the items I'm buying and wonder why you feel inclined to remark "Wow, that's expensive stuff!".  I promise I can pay for it but, if you offered a couple of dollars, I'd take it just to shut you up.  It was buy-one-get-one-free so next time, how about "great savings!" or better yet, ring me up and tell me my total.  That's really all I want. Thank you! A normally very happy Walgreen's customer. LIKE 6 REPLIES 807 VIEWS LAST POST TANYAC97 Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• hunterseat Posted : 11/20/2010 6:34:54 PM Here's one from a while back (it's pick-on-cashiers day) Dear grocery store cashier, When I come through to buy catfood, please refrain from telling me that you hate cats.  It makes me not like you at all, but I do feel sorry for you because you are a dummy. Thank you, I now buy my catfood from feed stores. LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• danastark Posted : 11/20/2010 8:56:20 PM Dear Student Phlebotomist (person who takes your blood), Please practice a lot more so you don't torture your poor victims while you are fishing around trying to get a vein.  It would also help if you'd actually look at the person so you'd see their grimace of pain...... Also, please stop looking over your shoulder and chatting with a fellow tech while taking my blood.  Say something to me!!  A few kind words would be nice........ or even just a hello so I don't feel like a random arm to stab......   Thanks,   Your future patients LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• JC Javelle Posted : 11/21/2010 1:10:40 AM Dear Gender Biased Call In Customer(s), First of all, not everyone who works in the auto industry works on cars. Parts professionals are not mechanics. Second, just because he has a penis does not mean he is more qualified to help you. It likely means just the opposite. Thank you for ruining my day. Again. LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• hunterseat Posted : 11/21/2010 2:02:43 AM roflmbo!!!  ahem.... sorry.... what I meant to say is.... I'm sorry you had a rough day.  Love you! LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• danastark Posted : 11/30/2010 2:00:25 AM 1.  To the person who dumped 13 used tires off the side of the road onto my property....... what am I supposed to do with them now?  You realize they cost money to dispose of and now they're my problem....... Thanks for nothing!!   2.  To the person who dumped 2 barrels of used car oil in a nearby streambed........ How stupid can you be?  Do you plug your ears when people talk about preserving our environment, not putting used auto fluids down drains, contaminated water sources, etc?  Why couldn't you have at least just left them on the side of the road.  Why throw them into the stream?  Here's your sign...... LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• TanyaC97 Posted : 11/30/2010 1:54:23 PM Dear Cute, Perky, FAKE, girl,   Please learn how to drive your VW that daddy bought you.  My vehichle is bigger than yours and I doubt you want to try to push me out of my lane in the morning drive before I have had my coffee.  Speed limits were invented for idiots like you.  I drive fast so if I think you are driving tooooo fast than you definately have an issue.  If you give me the one finger salute one more time we are going to have some issues.   Please remove you head from your hiney before entering your car. LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login