Domestication

This is a joke, right?

Dear Ted,
 
If you are lucky enough to have your father back with you, why on earth would you be feeding him what your snot nosed children like to eat?  For goodness sake man, get him more pasta!  Actually, I believe the correct spelling is Bolognese, not bolognaise.  I was a chef to Catherine de Medici in one of my past lives so I am relatively sure of that.  Anyway, if you debone the Spanish chicken, your father should be able to eat it without a problem.  Do you serve it over rice? 
 
My dog is the reincarnation of my Russian grandmother, who was very fond of Beluga caviar.  Unfortunately for poor Mopsy, I can only afford Sevruga!    The vet has warned me that grandmother's addiction to caviar is killing Mopsy (her sodium levels are through the roof) but what can I do?  It keeps grandmother happy!    Her reincarnation was made known to me by my psychic and confirmed by my animal communicator.  Who knew all the thousands I spent with them would turn out to yield such a rich reward!
 
Good luck with your father! If he were my father, I would turn him loose and let him be the man-horse nature intended.

lololol....

I say put the poor man down. Who wants to do that life again. And if he came back as an old horse and not some sexy young batchalor he somehow made the wrong turn on his way back. I think another do over is in order.... 


Where did our troll smilie go???

 
 

Oh yes Cat. That one works.

It's kind of fun though. We haven't had one in so long! lol

This one wasn't so bad, but there are others that can pop up that I would prefer to do without.  LOL.

I can think of several that love to make trouble. I wonder if they still have those computer id numbers( don't know what they are called) Or if we need to start over with the trolls.

Just thought... Because there are no rules posted anyone can come on and do anything... sad.

You mean ISPs?  Who knows.  We could be in for an interesting ride.

Yes, I think that is what I mean. 

A troll is a troll though. And most are spotted easly. Like this one. So I don't think it should be to much of a problem.

Probably not.  Still find the thought of a pasta & chicken eating horse funny.

I would love to see THAT picture. 

Oh, a horse who isn't a vegetarian. interesting.

I think Toby would try - he tries to eat everything.  I just don't think he would be feeling too well afterwards.  [:'(]

I bet not. I wonder if it would actually be bad for them? It isn't in there regular diet. They are prey animal not pretidor so they wouldn't naturally eat chicken.

Frankly I am appalled with the disbelief and null support that has been offered by Horse.com users.
 
Many thanks however to The Old Grey Mare who has offered sound advice as to the preparations I must undergo in serving Spanish Chicken, and the correction of the spelling of Bolognese. I apologise for the poor spelling and grammatical form I utilise, as I am of Norse origin and have only recently studied the English language. I am unclear of the definition of "Snot nosed" and request that perhaps you could shed some light as to the meaning of this bizarre term? In reply to your request as to whether I serve the Spanish Chicken over rice, yes! It is most delightful on the tongue is it not?
 
I am disappointed with the general community and to being referred to as a creature dwelling below bridges with a diet consisting of Billy Goats. I can assure you that I am indeed human, despite the reincarnation of my father issue.
 
I would greatly appreciate any sound advice that could be offered by other Horse.com users other than Jungle Cat and Shiver; unless they care to offer a full apology for the abuse I have received.
 
Yours incredibly sincerely,
Ted Newton