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What A real Woman Does
  • A real woman is a man's best friend.

    She will never stand him up and never let him down.

    She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad
    day.

    She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live
    without fear and forget regret.

    She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most
    intimate desires.

    She will make sure he always feels as though he's the  most handsome man in
    the room and will enable him  to be the most confident, sexy,
    seductive, and invincible........

    No wait... sorry.. I'm thinking of beer.
    That's what beer does...
    Never mind...

  • LOL.   I knew there had to be a catch!
  • Crazy man on the loose!
    When I saw the title I knew it had to be you!  Where ya been?

    Okay, he's gone.  So where YOU been Remali?
  • *dr pepper through the nose* LMBO!!!!!!!! whew that was a good one *wipes eyes*
  • Hey there hunterseat!!  {{waves}}

    I was down and out for some time, had some health issues that really knocked me for a loop, nothing life threatening, but I was sick a lot....   Things are looking up now tho, and I'm back!  I'm horseless now, but still enjoyin' life.  
  • Wish we were closer Remali!  I have extra equines that need loving.
  • For a minute there, I thought we had regressed back to the 50's. [':D']
     
    I got a good laugh out of that one! I am going to have to steal it and send it out in my e-mail.
  • So true, reminds me of the 1950's too.....LOL.   We can let Second Chance have his dream tho.....LOL.

    I sure wish I lived closer too hunterseat, being horseless is really rotten....  if I could stuff a pony into my apartment I'd be dang tempted to do so....    LOL....
  • And the herd is feeling good tonight!!!  You'd get your horse fix for sure if you lived near me!! 
  • [quote=Remali]

    So true, reminds me of the 1950's too.....LOL.   We can let Second Chance have his dream tho.....LOL.

    I sure wish I lived closer too hunterseat, being horseless is really rotten....  if I could stuff a pony into my apartment I'd be dang tempted to do so....    LOL....

     
    Wouldn't be nice if it was that way.  LOL
    but you are right ,  just a dream in todays setting.
     
      Remali,  you should take a roadtrip to see hunter

     
  • [quote=Second Chance 2]

     Remali,  you should take a roadtrip to see hunter



    Capitol idea!!!  Or is it capital???